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Ten Reasons Newt Gingrich Should Be President

11 Jan


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#10:   According to Mr. Gingrich, everybody else is too stupid to be president

#9:  Everybody loves his cheery personality

#8:  He apologizes when he insults people

#7:   He believes in equality for all – he hates all people the same (except for poor people, he    hates them the most

#6:     He’s modest – he actually admits that he isn’t worthy of the position of a leader because he is way to smart

           #5   Our kids will have a heads up in the work place – especially if they want to be a janitor

#4   He would never allow America to become a socialist country – that would mean he wouldn’t be able to sell favors

#3   He has a plan to take care of the homeless problem – and all it will cost the taxpayers is the price of a few bullets

#2  He loves women

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON MR. GINGRICH SHOULD BECOME PRESIDENT IS….

HE’LL FINALLY SHOW US WHO’S IN CHARGE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

Life is full of controversy so here is a thought to live by:
Why is life unfair?
Because there’s never going to be a system that is fair to everyone.
Shannon Miller
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