#10: According to Mr. Gingrich, everybody else is too stupid to be president
#9: Everybody loves his cheery personality
#8: He apologizes when he insults people
#7: He believes in equality for all – he hates all people the same (except for poor people, he hates them the most
#6: He’s modest – he actually admits that he isn’t worthy of the position of a leader because he is way to smart
#5 Our kids will have a heads up in the work place – especially if they want to be a janitor
#4 He would never allow America to become a socialist country – that would mean he wouldn’t be able to sell favors
#3 He has a plan to take care of the homeless problem – and all it will cost the taxpayers is the price of a few bullets
#2 He loves women
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON MR. GINGRICH SHOULD BECOME PRESIDENT IS….
HE’LL FINALLY SHOW US WHO’S IN CHARGE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!